scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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