Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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