Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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