So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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