I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize
