it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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