shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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