Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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