Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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