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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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