They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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