Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We had to coat check the pizza.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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