Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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