There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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