Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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