It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
The ass gains better be worth it
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