I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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