So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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