Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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