Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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