So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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