Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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