I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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