I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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