he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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