you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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