Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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