Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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