So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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