are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
