Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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