Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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