69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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