If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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