try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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