ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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