I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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