i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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