My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
thus making me awesome and them whores
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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