When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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