This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They took my balls.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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