He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.