I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho