Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
okay pat passed out under dana's car
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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