Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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