Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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