For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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