Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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