I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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