Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
They took my balls.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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