they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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