He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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