I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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