check it out our google latitudes are spooning
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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