So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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