I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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