i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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