Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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