we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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