who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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